Only Hokkien ppl understand this. Lol

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim,one of his elderly patients.He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But youknow, it's the strangest thing. Every night when Iget up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on forme automatically when I open the door!"The doctor is worried that the old man is gettingsenile, so he phonesthe man's son, and the son's wife answers.The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a littleconcerned about your father-in-law. It seems thatwhen he gets up to urinate at night andopens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng!Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, theygo "kwah, kwah, kwah".

QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)

QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hu hu hu (hokkien for fish)And here is a classic..............

QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Onceupon a time..."and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka likong..."