how to cover ur embarassment... haha~

this was what my friend posted on her bulletin in friendster, i translated them :
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1. if u trip over a stone: don't get up straight away! u shud remain laying down and roll urself away till u are away from everyone's attention, and then get up when no one's looking.
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2. If u fell down fr a bicycle: quickly get up onto ur bicycle and purposely fall down again repeat the movements so that everybody would think u did it purposely in the 1st place and that u r clowning around.
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3. if u fell down from the staircase: straight away start ur ''silat'' as if u were being possessed or u r fighting with something invisible...haha~
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4. if u fell into a drain: pick up any litter available and start scolding loudly, people will think u are very concerned about cleanliness lol
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5. if u fell down while boarding a bus: shout loudly: " hey! why push me!" although there;s no one behind u
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6. if u fell down at the bus stop: quickly act as if u've fainted until someone approach to help u... if not.... stay being faint till late at night where there;s no one around.... ah~ this is the time to get up!
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7. if u slip on a slippery floor: quickly pull anyone beside u to fall down together so are u are not the only one embarrased...
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lolZ~~~

y.e

Dah one year already

Hey guys! How are you? Me and the rest okie-lah here. Block 2 has just started. Block 1 okie-lah. Quite 'keak sum'...

See, i was looking thru my organiser ( u know the solid aluminium one i had last year? Remember?) I was flipping thru the yearly organiser and i stumbled upon the month of June. I looked thru and i just realised the good times we had in G9. We had just completed our Mid year exam and Chemistry Practical 3 is in 1 week time.

Sigh, time really flies and anyway, do take care of yourself and see you guys in 55 days time! Adios!

Mr.Fuolornis®