birthday!!(posted by jh)

zz u want the present , is it? haha
joon keat taking whose photo? hehe...

lionel cut his cake so fast!! so hungry?
who is more beautiful?
of course tat one la!!


wah everyone so happy!!
wat happen?

this is the cake
everyone want to see wat is the present for ping syen



















jh : see! gsc kiss lionel gsc : jh, come on la! there is someone else in the middle!!
haha bodo!

comments: common names, nick names!

*names
( ) fr y.e

1. ee juen
* eu gene, ee jun....
*usually: mr teoh: eugene! juen(on her top voice): JUEN!
* recently, MRS ong: ee juin!!!!(Juen: arghhh!)
(this time i put u in the first place, unlike the 1st post, hehe...)

2. chin aun
*cicak kering, LALA, si-ham, Lameo...
(y i put u in the 2nd place? u noe lah. ehem~u should thank me!)
(commonly known as lala coz he hates it...)

3. ping syen
* pig, xian bing, da xian bing.....
* recently, mrs ong: ping shu-en(when pronounce try to turn ur mouth n tongue a bit)
(personally prefer to call u pig)
( u earn ur 2nd n 3rd name because of ur face???)

4. siew ying
*mrs kee: siew ling(for a long period)
* y.e: siao mei mei
* ying ying, lao siao ying, siao ying
(mei mei don't be angry :)

5. ian
*(forgotten which lecturer): iron!

6. zheng zhao(sorry forgotten how to spell ur name)
*mrs kee: cincau!
* pn mahani: tzzzeng tzzzao(try to sound like a car)

7.karpaham
*karpi!
(sounds like crab to me~)

8. teck zing(sorry forgotten how to spell ur name)
*mrs kee: teck ching

9. evelyn @ adeline, adeline@evelyn
(confusing for some lecturers at first)

10. siow cherng
* gsc
(not called, but her famous initial, golden screen cinema, hehe~)

11. teng wai
* bat liong kam
(hehe~think he look like him, not called)

12. last but not least, wai yee
* always, Mr teoh: wai yu
*recently, mrs ong: hui yi
(mr teoh u should check on ur eyes, i believe juen agrees with me)
(mrs ong pls REFRESH ur mind b4 u come into the class~)

p;s anyone got anything else to add?

Credit to the JOURNEY OF A BUS>>>

I want to thank all those who got involved in tis short story...
1) Zheng Zhou
2) Ian
3) Yiew Tsing
4) Joon Keat
5) Chin Aun
6) Kumar

Special thanks to Mel as our cameragirl...

THANKS TO ALL OF U WHO WENT THRU ALL 5 PARTS!!!
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!

this is what happened to ppl who FONG FEI KEI!!!

hehehehehe...see u die or not..both the fists r by 2 different ppl....guess whos wan is whos...

Part 5 - the final chapter!!...

So in the end we made up our choice...n since we r all so hungry and tired due to all those travelling....we were incapable of dragging him down from the bus....so we jz left him in the bus!!

What u all r seeing aren't humans...its jz heads....oooooooooooo...but dun worry...coz this bus is... not a Ghost Bus...it is a..... A NON-SMOKING bus!!!! so we were hungry and we went to makan...here is wat we ate..

while cincau on the other hand.....

THE END!!!! THANK YOU...

A CICAK KERING PRODUCTION:

Part 4 - the right place!!

On our way...we came across many places....where will we dump tis body in the end??

In Atria?? sell him to esquire kitchen...let them cook him??

jz bury him in the gardens of kdu college?? better not...the college so nice..

u noe wat petrol station tis is?? we thought of jz burning him here...but dun waste fuel la...
So where we go now??!!!!!

So we travelled many places such as midvalley, sunway pyramid, summit, sunway sportsplanet, mr. yong's hse, Club 7, rafi, and many more....but in the end,we ended up here.................

What will happen next??

Journey of the bus - Part 3...start from part 1 ppl!

Then when we woke up...Ian started to have PMS again....ahhhHH!!!!
Wake up oni slap me oredi!!! wat the hell is wrong wif u??

Then suddenly he got stomach ache. Haihzzz....Siao bo??


Another minute he go kiss the black jelly..

ok...enuff of his PMS-ing...the next episode will be our quest in finding the best place of throwing this body..

Journey of the bus - Part 2...start from part 1 ppl

So the murder took place...

BANG!!!! Mission successful!!...i tink he's dead....I TINK....so did all of u guessed the victim correctly??
Oh NOOOOO....we killed someone!! wat r we gonna do???

Wei Ian...so how now?? (serious)
I dunnola...(worried) howwwwww.....want to cry liao....wat kind of murderer is tis??
After thinking for 15 minutes.....









SLEEPINGGGG....too tired!!!!








To be continued....

This is a story...JOURNEY ON A BUS....Part 1

On one hot sunny day, it was jz another day in college. However something eerie and frightening is going to happen. Are u ppl ready...to take the JOURNEY ON THE BUS? For faint or weak hearted ppl...do not continue..stop here. Here goes on one thursday....

Few guys were planning on murdering someone which you will find out later. No one noticed anything. It was jz a plain morning. Then suddenly SOMEONE walked in...

And he said...today's mission is to kill a person wif a same name as a drink...do u know who is dat?? This murder was ordered by a chemistry teacher called Mrs. Phoon (the replacement chem teacher). The reason to kill this drink is bcoz he asked too many questions until she nearly go crazy....

The murderers listened with extreme attention.....and their answer was....OK!..
The discussion continues till lunch time.We went to find a strategist to help us plan how to kill tat drink...the strategist was.....

He said, "Just shoot his head.." and the rest of them looked on...
Then skool was over...Yiew Tsing the murderer could not join us as he got stomach ache. So it was only Ian and Chin Aun left to kill tat drink..

To be continued...

POOOOOOOL FREAKS!!!!

This was the day mrs. kee saw Ian in CLUB 7.....she didnt know got so many ppl inside...HEHEHHEHE...the world pool players r as follow:






Zheng zhou...wah gayanya...!!! bend it like beckham!! Relax a bitla my fren...












Li tsan!! didnt know u play pool!!
Y look like so scared??













Y look so serious?? KANE....play to relaxla...














cooooooooooooooool....
Y look so serious oso???










tats rightla...smile and smile!!!...happy when playing!!! y suddenly got beckham behind wan?? smiling like ham sap lo oni.....

This is dry lizard..




Ee juen and ian's pics couldnt be found...sorry....dun angry ya?? next time all other G9ers must play oso!!!

CHIN AUN a.k.a. CICAK KERING

eating Maggie mee in class~

Adeline : mmm...i think this maggie mee not so delicious lar...

Jih Huei : ermm..can i have a try can??

Adeline : sure sure!

While jiH huei is trying the maggie mee..... teng wai took a pic of him..













TengWai:zheng zhou...seee!!! that greedy looking jih huei!~













ZhengZhou: OpPss..........what tsing is doin behing?? marching?!?!












Pn Zaidah: hey g9 students...dun seduce me with the maggie me!!! im on diett! hmmpp...i continue with my reading! don choy u ppl....

gals' nature~

sin: i like the britney spears's perfume!! its so special

Evelyn: yeah yeah!!!

Karpi : let me see! let me see!!~

We LuV eAcH OtheR ;)

To The Ppl of G9!

One fine day, a bunch of ppl from different places came together n they ended up as classmates... hahaha... This mixure of hearts, talents n personalities created a unique n wacky class, called... G9...
The members of G9 were at first overwhelmed by d existence of so many ppl whom dey have nvr seen or heard of before... n everyone was shy n quiet (crickets chirping)... It was a pretty scary sight... It was a time when G9 was dull n dry... It could make someone cry...
Then... somewhere, somehow... there was a spread of enthusiasm... hehehe... n everyone was infected... G9 was since loud n noisy... never a quiet moment!!! (special thanx to anil n cicak kering)
The G9 ppl... though they are loud n noisy... they also have d brains! talents! n passion! N no matter how much they differ from one another, they all had one thing in common... They LOVE to talk! Chit chatting is their favourite thing to do... though some r also interested in dancing, pooling, dotaing n so on... but talking is always number one in their charts... hehehe... They always get complaints for being too distracting… but who cares? Hua Hee Too Ho (Happy can d larr)… Hehehhee…
The ppl of G9 love each other n they live happily ever after…

~ The End ~


p/s gsc, sorry again bout wat happened yesterday… seriously din meant to make u so
unhappy… But I seriously wasn’t singing tat song to u… Luv Ya!

Now let's sing dis song!
Its a song from Barney!!!

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We're best friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

c'MON bOYS N gIRLS! sING aLONG!

-Ru-

Friday

What happened today? Maths class was so boring! argh! kee always says we're restless.. come on la.. its because she can't teach! lame n boring..

so when she was teaching, ping syen busy calculating her bill.. kee came out with an idea to kenakan ping syen..

Kee : So, ping syen bought this this, that that..

Class : Erm..

Kee : Zheng zhou, lemme tell u how much the blouse cost.. Its $100!

Class : *laugh* .. *zheng zhou's face turned red*

She went on and on with the prices.. then teng wai said something..

Teng Wai : Tcher, i think the handbags cost bout $500.

Kee : Wao.. class, teng wai is going to buy for his future wife

Guys at the back : No, he's getting it for his HUSBAND!! lol

-END-

Mrs Ong's Poem

Mrs Ong oh Mrs Ong
cicak say u look like doraemon
come on oh come on
doraemon is not as Big as Mrs Ong

Mrs Ong oh Mrs Ong
when we never do work work
or we dont listen to ong ong
u will pull our ear long long
and we will hate u long long

Doremon oh doremon
your voice is so special
until teng wai bacame ur big fan-c
always follow what u've said
i will pull ur ear long long
then he shakes his butt butt left and right

mrs ong oh mrs ong
your are our super mentor
u teach us wat is meiosis n mitosis
u also teach us how to pair
by using complemetary base pairing rules
Adenine pairs with Thymine
Cytoscine pairs with Guanin
so that the pairs can come out with a doraemon


ong ong ong~
da de la do la e oh
do ra e~ ma mu
ang ang ang~
da de la do la eh mu
do ra e~ ma mu

~syen('@')~